By Ben Knight

 

Did you know?

Since Danny Dichio’s final appearance for Toronto FC – a meaningless late-game run-out on September 5 in Denver – the remains of the TFC strike force (Barrett, Gerba, White, Pablo Who?) scored a whopping total of two goals.

White blazed one home at the supporters’ end against Colorado, and Barrett found twine in Chicago.

In the same time – over exactly the same stretch of games – young defender Nana Attakora also scored two goals.

Taking the longer view, here is how frequently TFC strikers dented net throughout the 2009 MLS regular season:

  • O’Brian White – once every 220 minutes
  • Danny Dichio – once every 253.3 minutes
  • Chad Barrett – once every 413.8 minutes
  • Ali Gerba – once every 534 minutes
  • Pablo Who? – once every 825 minutes

Just for comparison purposes:

  • Dwayne DeRosario – once every 222.2 minutes
  • Amado Guevara – once every 399.8 minutes
  • Nana Attakora – once every 826 minutes

Nobody else broke one in a thousand.

Also of note:

  • MLS Golden Boot winner Jeff Cunningham (ex-TFC) – once every 112.8 minutes
  • MLS Golden Boot runner-up Conor Casey (ex-TFC) – once every 130.4 minutes

Cunningham, by the way, added eight assists.  Barrett-Gerba-White-Pablo Who? combined for four.  Dichio had two.

Yes, I’m going somewhere with this.

Onward!